As night progresses, sanity decreases, and truth becomes obvious

You may have guessed from the title I am in the midst of another assignment. Define 5 theological terms (some of which I am not entirely certain I believe in anymore) in 120-150 words each. Whoop-diddly.

In other news coffee is God's greatest creation. A sip of this truth serum and alertness, focus, and clarity return.

Time to stop procrastinating...